A 1990s first date goes sideways in the most NSFW way possible.

Glen David Gold is an international best-selling novelist and memoirist now, but in 1991 he was an unpublished, recently-dumped guy with a motorcycle and a vow to make his next girlfriend's life a living hell. An unfortunate word choice in a personals ad catapults him into a date with a lifestyle BDSM submissive whose life story turns out to be both familiar and very poignant. Can two people with wayward intimacy issues find empathy and connection through a good beating or two?

Gold is the author of CARTER BEATS THE DEVIL, SUNNYSIDE and I WILL BE COMPLETE, as well as writing for The New York Times Sunday Magazine, Wired, McSweeney's, Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, Welcome to Nightvale and the Thrilling Adventure Hour.

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Upright Citizens Brigade Annex 1925 N Bronson Avenue, Los Angeles, CA

General Admission – 07/11/2025 7:30 pm – LA – 3000 Orgasms

$10.00

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