Dahlya (they/them) is a vocalist, musician, dancer, writer, actor, and musical improviser. UCB event staff and seasoned performer, they have performed in over 300 UCB shows over the years (or something like that) as a member of UCBTLA’s first musical house team back in ol’ 2015, and currently with Quick and Funny Musicals. Proud member of Story Pirates and comedic band, Femmedy Trio (@femmedytrio). Other credits include- Theater: A Transparent Musical (Center Theater Group), A Wicked Soul in Cherry Hill (The Geffen Playhouse), Emojiland (First Nat’l Tour), and various TV roles!
Past Shows
Quick & Funny Musicals Presents: The White Lotus
Written and performed every month by Quick & Funny Musicals! White Lotus Season 4, but it’s a musical! Tone-deaf rich people. Downtrodden staff with K-pop aspirations. And of course, Tanya will be there. These gays are trying to sing to…
Hostile Takeover
The inmates (UCB staff) are running the asylum for one night and one night only! Who's running the box office while this show is going? Come for the mystery, stay to support your local UCB staff as they put on…
Quick & Funny Musicals Presents: The White Lotus
Written and performed every month by Quick & Funny Musicals! White Lotus Season 4, but it’s a musical! Tone-deaf rich people. Downtrodden staff with K-pop aspirations. And of course, Tanya will be there. These gays are trying to sing to…
Quick & Funny Musicals: Hot Love Mansion of Love, Live and LIVESTREAMED!
Written and performed every two months by Quick & Funny Musicals! All your favorite stupid, sexy reality TV dating shows combined into one stupid, sexy musical, hosted by every stupid, sexy celebrity host we could fit into the script. This…
Quick & Funny Musicals: Hot Love Mansion of Love, Live and LIVESTREAMED!
Written and performed every two months by Quick & Funny Musicals! All your favorite stupid, sexy reality TV dating shows combined into one stupid, sexy musical, hosted by every stupid, sexy celebrity host we could fit into the script. This…
Quick & Funny Musicals Presents: Other Cats, Live and LIVESTREAMED!
Written and performed every two months by Quick & Funny Musicals! Not based on and yet completely based on the longest-running musical in history, Other Cats explores the lives of the cats we didn't meet in Andrew Lloyd Webber's beloved…
Hostile Takeover
The inmates (UCB staff) are running the asylum for one night and one night only! Who's running the box office while this show is going? Come for the mystery, stay to support your local UCB staff as they put on…
Quick & Funny Musicals Presents: Other Cats, Live and LIVESTREAMED!
Written and performed every two months by Quick & Funny Musicals! Not based on and yet completely based on the longest-running musical in history, Other Cats explores the lives of the cats we didn't meet in Andrew Lloyd Webber's beloved…